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"A Spaniard, an Irish man, and a Greek go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany"
"Joke :Doctor patient joke Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery? Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?"
"If a parsley farmer falls behind on his taxes, does the government garnish his wages?"
"They laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they are all the same"""
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."
"Whats the point in picking up a bag of pills... ...if you are just going to drop them?"
"I called a rape advice line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."
"Where do lightbulbs die? Offswitch."
"what aftershave does James bond uses after retirement? Old Spyce."