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Joke of the Day

"If a parsley farmer falls behind on his taxes, does the government garnish his wages?"

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them."

"Gwen Stefani: this shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S wait!! If if this shit is bananas then that means... Cut to kid opening lunch box"

"These days my boss has been getting on my nerves. See I'm a brick layer and he is always yelling to layer the bricks faster and faster... These days everyone wants instant stratification."

"What is the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve."

"The FDA has approved a new camera that can be swallowed so that doctors can look at the inside of their patients' bodies. So to answer your question: Yes, selfies CAN get worse."

"I think my nephew finally figured out that there's no chameleon in this cage & that his Xmas present is a cage."

"How many brits are needed to change a light bulb None they just terminate their apartment contract."

"Mack The Slice"

"The new season of House of Cards will be nothing compared to what lies ahead with President Trump!"