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Joke of the Day

"Once an American asked a Mexican.. ""What separates dogs and Mexicans?"" The Mexican said, ""A border""."

"What's your best Bear joke?"

"I once threw a boomerang, not knowing what it was for... Then it hit me."

"What's the difference between America and yogurt? One has culture."

"FDA approving female viagra next week. Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a ""spritzer"""

"What do you call a republican fashion director? Clothed minded"

"Ukrainian underpants Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants? Because Chernobyl fall out"

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."

"I came home and noticed my dishwasher was missing So I asked my kids what happened. Apparently she left me 3 days ago."

"I think Yahoo! news is written by someone who's had significant head trauma."