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Joke of the Day
"Siri, answer all of my toddler's stupid questions."
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"True story: Surgeon: Did someone fart? Silence Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated bowel. Med student: I farted"
"What do you call a bear without teeth? You call that fellah a gummy bear."
"I don't get Trump's hate on Mexicans... ... They'll chant ""You, ese!"" just as well as any other person in this country!"
"Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match? The person who shouted ""Give me an L!"""
"I don't mean to sound racist, but why do all Chinese food takeout boxes look the same?"
"Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named ""Insects Rabbit"" and his catchphrase was, ""What is transpiring, Physician?"""
"Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. "
"Thanks for being here right on time. We'll see you in a few hours. - Doctors"
"Bathroom Break A client told me she had to cut our meeting short to go to the bathroom.... she was full of shit."