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Joke of the Day

"I once threw a boomerang, not knowing what it was for... Then it hit me."

"What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil? A Chopin' knife!"

"OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog."

"My relationship is complex. I'm try to keep it real but my girlfriend is imaginary."

"Guys I'm like next to Austria right now... Hungary, I could really go for a cheeseburger..."

"A new bike company says it has the best wheels in the world. According to their spokesperson."

"Usually I'm quite good at telling Jokes, but sometimes i get excited and punchup the fuckline."

"I don't see why people are outraged when Donald Trump says if Ivanka wasn't his daughter, he'd be dating her. After all, if Ivanka wasn't Trump's daughter, I'd date her too."

"All I'm hearing about today is a really awesome owl A superb owl at that, I don't get it."

"A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right."