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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between America and yogurt? One has culture."
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"Do you know what Taylor Swift's belly button looks like? A Blank Space"
"Who has the best K/D ratio? Hitler."
"When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me. After a while, my mum said, ""Just use a fucking spoon, Mike. You're not a Jedi."""
"What are mixed feelings? Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW."
"What's a sailor's least favorite color? Maroon"
"I can tell a dude is gay by what kind of music he is playing when I walk in on him banging another dude."
"New Rule Prizefighters are now allowed to bring a loaded gun to a fist fight."
"You people who pull back the shower curtain checking for psycopathic murderers ... if you find one, what's your plan?"
"How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden"