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Joke of the Day
"I think Yahoo! news is written by someone who's had significant head trauma."
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"*school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm"
"Request: Jokes about tall people I'm 6'6"" and I need some jokes for the pub."
"What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish? twerkins"
"I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count"
"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the cunt."
"What do you call a group of transsexual surfers? The radical left."
"What do you call Taylor Swift when she squats low? No ass to the grass"
"How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you."
"How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket? Crammed in."