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Joke of the Day
"I think Yahoo! news is written by someone who's had significant head trauma."
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"Just once when someone says, ""Is anyone there?"" in a scary movie, I want the villain to be like. ""What up. I'm over here. You got me."""
"The only indie movie I like is Raiders of the Lost Ark"
"Justin Timberlake postponing his Buffalo show Sat. & then going on Fallon is like that time I called in sick & tweeted a selfie on a boat."
"No matter how kind you are german kids are Kinder"
"It's pretty racist that Denzel Washington keeps getting typecasted as black men."
"Whoever coined the phrase ""Quiet as a mouse"" has never stepped on one."
"All of my friends call me SAT prep Because no one ever does me... :("
"In 'One Really Long Metal Claw' (the bear version of 'Hook'), what did Captain Onereallylongmetalclaw really hate? Clawcks."
"LEAVE ME ALONE GRANDMA I'M ENTERTAINING LITERALLY TENS OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET"