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Joke of the Day

"Women of Reddit: Could you get behind Trump? Because he'd be more than willing to get behind you."

"Nobody gracefully gets out of a beanbag chair."

"I told my friend I hope to deliver a joke half as well as her some day. Sadly, we men will never know the joys of childbirth."

"Has anyone heard the joke about the magic tractor? it was driving down the road and it turned into a field."

"Doc Says: I got bad news and worst news... The test show that you have alzheimer's and Cancer.. Patient: well at least I don't have Cancer..."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? A boy scout comes back from his camp."

"They constantly call trump a white supremacist, but how can he be that when he's not even white himself? He is orange."

"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore"

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass.....nyahahahaha (10 points for who knows the source of this classic joke)"

"Why are giraffes so tall? Because cheetahs are faster."