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Joke of the Day

"They constantly call trump a white supremacist, but how can he be that when he's not even white himself? He is orange."

"I invented the word ""plagiarism"""

"Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers? Because he doesn't work with Vision"

"I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting."

"My friend asked me if I had any black in me I told him not since I got out of prison."

"Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax? Hispanic attacks."

"My company's health plan is a guy who comes to your house when you're sick and yells, ""DON'T YOU QUIT ON ME!"""

"What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects."

"Did you hear about the native American who tried to beat the world record for drinking the most tea? The next day he was found dead in his tea pee"

"I'm watching so many cute animals videos I think I'm developing aww-tism."