206777

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? A boy scout comes back from his camp."

"My friend stole my Atlas and won't give it back. Seriously it's the world to me."

"If a hipster falls in the middle of the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yeah, but you've probably never heard it before."

"You're so ugly that your mustache is thicker then my dads"

"What comes after 69? Student: mouthwash teacher: get out"

"Did you hear about that group of midgets suing the local bar? Yeah, they were upset with how short the stools were. The judge threw out the case, though; told them they were grasping at straws."

"Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home"

"""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what he loved."""

"The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me."

"In response to /u/WisestAirBender, ""Backwards"" is also a palindrome. ""Backwards"" spelled backwards is ""Sdrawkcab"", which is still backwards."