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Joke of the Day
"Why are giraffes so tall? Because cheetahs are faster."
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"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""
"You're an adult now. Stop lying about your life on Facebook and start doing it on LinkedIn"
"(Meta) To all the people with disgusting ""jokes"" Guess what......... Chicken Butts!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The aristocrats."
"I built an electric fence around my house. My neighbour is dead against it."
"What do you call a well-rounded porn star? A jack-off all trades."
"Women don't make good meteorologists because they're never wrong"
"What did the mod say to the other? [deleted]"
"I remember being about 10 years old & seeing a homeless guy with a dog & I just looked at them both & mumbled, ""Lucky."""