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Joke of the Day

"Has anyone heard the joke about the magic tractor? it was driving down the road and it turned into a field."

"My favorite one-liner. So, I was with this blind chick last night. She said, ""You have the biggest penis I ever felt!"" I said, ""Ahh, you're pulling my leg."""

"what happens when you're singing in the shower and get soap in your mouth? it becomes a soap opera"

"I can sum up 2016 in one word... Nine."

"What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising? Pants."

"Starting to reconsider the Supreme Court decision... what are these lesbian newlyweds going to do with all the sandwiches they make if they always eat out?"

"Pickles = Zombie Cucumbers"

"Why can't you see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"I want to give my ex a great Valentines present to show him how much I still care. I think I'll go all out and buy him a Toyota."

"What do you call four white guys in a band? The 4Skins"