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Joke of the Day

"How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer? Because she can clean her crack and sell it again"

"""Great, those annoying white people that talk loud and take all the good seats just walked in"" -everyone else in the coffee shop in Friends."

"What's Hitler's favorite board game? Gas Who?"

"I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from."

"Two flies on a piece of shit Two Flies are on a piece of shit. One farts and the others goes ""Hey! I'm eating here."""

"Where does a legged waitress work? IHOP."

"Chivalry died the same time you stopped being a lady, honey."

"The Enola Gay Made rice crispies long before Kellogg's"

"""Gary give me the gun"" ""I thought you had it"" ""I TOLD you to bring it"" ""I didn't"" ""who brought the getaway car?"" -Disorganized crime"

"What does a gentleman say to his friend at the gay bar? ""May I push your stool in for you?"""