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Joke of the Day

"A structural engineer walked into a bar... ...this is when he realised his building design was flawed."

"My favorite game with the kids is one where I play dead until they go around to their dad's side of the bed and wake him up."

"Why are there no good jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."

"Anyone wanting to hide information from me should just put it in a spreadsheet and email it to me."

"How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie"

"What's your best Hitler joke?"

"What did you have for breakfast? Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner? A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night? A: Pee soup..."

"Why did the clam get in an accident? He was talking on his shellphone."

"TIL that the current chinese president Xi Jinping, has a PhD in English literature. That's why the Chinese people call him ""The Great Reader""."

"What is Atheism? A non-prophet organization."