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Joke of the Day
"What's your best Hitler joke?"
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"I took my wife to see the doctor today hoping to sort out her tourettes problem. It turns out she doesn't have it... I am a bastard and she really does want me to f**k off..."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."
"What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal? A Robin Williams."
"What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive? Miscarriage"
"How do you make a woman orgasm? Who gives a fuck"
"The power reddit has to change anything."
"Did you hear about that mathematician who only used furniture made out of clocks? He loved his times tables."
"A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down... The bartender turns to him and says, ""Get outta here. We don't serve your kind."" Mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""
"Not to be a Scrooge, but if you play or even hum along with Christmas music before December 10, you should be sent to a concentration camp."