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Joke of the Day

"My favorite game with the kids is one where I play dead until they go around to their dad's side of the bed and wake him up."

"How can you tell your room mates gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? My dick."

"Did you hear about the guy ducking charges of sheep rape? He's on the lam."

"Why do Hipsters wear long pants in the summer They are doing it before it's cool"

"boys love mysterious girls so don't be afraid to show up to dates with a shovel and a smear of fresh blood on your collar"

"Rappers, you don't have to tell them to wave their hands like they don't care. They're millennials: they already don't care."

"How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's throw a party while we're at it."

"What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay? My zipper"

"What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin' Bran."