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Joke of the Day
"Did you know I am part of the 1% of Rare, Beautiful, handsome and modest people!"
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"Why did Sweden change their immigration politics? Because their Zoos ran out of room."
"My grandpa says, ""Comedians are too dark and don't tell set-up punchline jokes anymore."" So, a suicidal teen walks into a car."
"It all Title says it all"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark"
"Last Man on Earth star Will Fortes wife just gave birth a a girl.. They named her Kia"
"What's the similarity between a KFC meal and sex? When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box."
"Fear Factor would have been much scarier if it had just been people in their twenties trying to figure out how to have careers"
"Bet they weed out lots of people at big city detective school in the jump off building/land on roof of another building class."
"I was tanning on the beach with my son. After a while, he looked at me and said, ""You're look like a lobster."" ""Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?"" I asked. He said, ""No, you're just really ugly."""