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Joke of the Day
"I've always dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange soda Its a fanta-sea of mine"
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"Well, well, well, if it isn't the person whose name I've forgotten."
"How do you stop a Polish battletank? Shoot the guy pushing it."
"When it comes to Russian Roulette .. .. 5/6 approve"
"If jews had a planet I would call it Jewpiter"
"If I ever visit Japan, the first thing I'll do is run through those paper walls pretending I'm the Kool-Aid man."
"I'm gonna write a book about the Amish... its really a hit or Amish."
"Why are so many people caucusing for Hillary Clinton... They were inspired by Monica Lewinsky."
"""We've isolated the gene for the long, drawn-out sigh!"" -Sighentists"
"What do you call a Halal pie? Allah mode."