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Joke of the Day

"I would tell all of you my favorite chemistry joke... ...but I don't expect to get any reaction."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet Adele (Hello from the other side)"

"therapist: ""remember there are no stupid questions"" wife: ""okay"" therapist: ""keith you start"" me: ""do sharks ever need to have a bath?"""

"conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes."

"What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop!"

"If they put a woman on the cover of th $20 bill... Would it change its value to $15.60?"

"Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn't mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest."

"What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan."

"*Tucks shirt in* ""Goodnight, shirt."""

"Why are women like parachutes? Because if they don't spread they are worthless."