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Joke of the Day
"Why are women like parachutes? Because if they don't spread they are worthless."
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"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."
"Knock knock Who's there? Police. Your wife has been involved in a terrible car accident."
"Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity? Because all of their broads are in Atlanta"
"What's the best thing about have sex with a lady boy You can reach round and pretend its went all the way through"
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin off"
"Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? ""To a degree."""
"Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch"
"What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting."
"2016 That's the joke."