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Joke of the Day
"The saddest joke you've ever heard. President Trump"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !"
"I went to the optometrist the other day and he told me I was colourblind... It came right out of the purple"
"[alien taking notes] Humans: Reluctant to common sense gun control, yet somehow completely overreactive when approached by a bee."
"Everybody is trying to make Harambe jokes, and they are all really bad... But I'm going to take a shot at it."
"I'm not saying that girl's a slut... But she has touched more wieners than Heinz ketchup."
"[in the insect dissection room] Your fly is open."
"What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind."
"Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems? Because they have trouble taking a Wii."
"A man named Isaiah with 2 eye patches changed his name to Saah No I's"