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Joke of the Day

"What's a young birds favourite game? #BEAK A BOO!"

"Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid-air I would probably eat it."

"Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I'd like to bring a guest."

"Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band."

"What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation? HAmAr + SiCl"

"How are Cigarettes like Hamsters? They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire"

"For me, coming out as a teenager was the hardest thing I've experienced. God knows what it must have been like for my mother. Being in labour for that long."

"Could you guys not make jokes about the holocaust here? My grandfather died in the holocaust, and it's really offending me. He fell out of one of the guard towers at Auschwitz"

"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went."

"Did you hear about NASA finding bones on the moon? Yeah,the cow didn't make it."