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Joke of the Day
"Most people prefer quilts over duvets but you shouldn't make blanket statements."
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"I like women like i like my pizza Crusty with lots of cheese."
"What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use? AT & AT."
"That awkward moment when you are introduced to someone and you have no idea if that person is their child or their spouse."
"I don't know what's healthier, but a grilled cheese sandwich tastes way better than a boiled one."
"INFORMER!!! Younosaydahdfrxqpgirnmekdmhgjwrztnhyenixblaamm... A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN!"
"Deer nuts are cheap they're under a buck."
"What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream? Sure, Bert!"
"What do you call a medieval dentist? A plaque doctor."
"I met a group of guys who were all named Richard last night... what a bunch of Dicks"