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Joke of the Day

"I tried explaining to someone why smoking weed is bad for you. To be blunt, I don't think they were paying much attention."

"One time I asked, ""What would Jesus do?"". That's the same day I almost drowned."

"I object to female genital mutilation. It is hard enough find a clitoris with having to scrabble through the skip bin behind a Somali mosque."

"What do you call the hair of a centaur? Humane."

"Black lives matter Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."

"I read a book about stockholm syndrome... I hated it at first, but it was great after a while."

"Boxing is dead as... Mayweather's wife if she talks back again."

"math and sex math is like sex you add the people, subtract the clothes, you divide and hope you don't multiply."

"why did the man cross the road? he had his dick stuck in a chicken"

"Oh, non-habit forming? No thanks."