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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the hair of a centaur? Humane."
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"Now I'm not saying I'm a good businessman But I spent $534 million less than Hillary Clinton to not become President."
"damn girl are you calculus because I have no idea what youre talking about"
"What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps around a lot? A carniv-whore."
"My mom threw away all my Linkin Park CDs and kicked me out of the house. But in the end it doesn't even matter."
"""Dude, you left your virginity here"" ""Oh wait you never lost it"""
"You know the meeting has gone completely downhill when someone suggests sacrificing a chicken."
"What did Mozart tell the terminator I'll be Bach"
"We need a channel that plays kitten videos. All kittens, all the time. When shit gets intense, turn on the kittens. #kittenchannel"
"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."