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Joke of the Day

"The Ghostbusters are women?! This totally compromises the integrity of a story about battling evil marshmallows while dressed like a janitor"

"What does 007 wear on his head? A Bondana."

"How many Mexicans does it take to fit a lightbulb Juan"

"Birds shit on us because we tweet better."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs"

"Did you hear about the new LSU Visa card coming out? You get Les Miles and zero points"

"A priest and a rabbi see a 9-year-old boy walk by The priest says ""Should we fuck him?"" ""Out of what?"" the Rabbi replies"

"Why did the cow slap the bull? He didn't play well with udders."

"What do you call a dinosaur with too much power? A tyrant-osaurus rex! &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I'll see myself out..."

"What's one of the worst things about giving a man a blow job? The view."