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Joke of the Day

"The Ghostbusters are women?! This totally compromises the integrity of a story about battling evil marshmallows while dressed like a janitor"

"What program do Jedi use to PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"What do you call a Serbian national hero? a war criminal"

"Why are there no living cats on Mars? Because curiosity killed them all."

"I'm one of those people that tried this at home."

"How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses? Instagran"

"What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt? pop culture"

"Instead of racism or misogyny, why not hate the people who wear pyjamas and slippers to the airport?"

"anyone here with one leg? i have a ton of socks you can have"

"Knock Knock.. (joke) who is there? Nicole. Nicole Who? Nicole never bothered me anyway."