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Joke of the Day

"""You won't like me when I take my estrogen pill."" -Bruce Jenner"

"I know that a lot of people resent white rappers for that reason I use a tasteful floral pattern for my all my gifts."

"I'm really annoyed, my wifes sister sat on my glasses and broke them! to be fair, it was probably my fault for leaving them on"

"DATING TIP: PULL THE CHAIR OUT FOR HER. PICK THE CHAIR UP & FOLD IT. HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR. GET THE 3 COUNT. NEW WWE CHAMPION"

"I finally got hired at the local adult store First day on the job I got a raise!"

"What do Mathematicians use to fry their food? Euler butter."

"Apparently the meteor passed within 17,000 miles of the planet last night. Nearly as far away as my wife parks from the kerb."

"What do you call nudes from the 90s hot mail"

"Why did the feminist refuse a back rub? Too massagynistic"

"What is the difference between your Mum and a sack of green apples? Your Mums a slut!"