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Joke of the Day

"Shout-out to everyone who is struggling with establishing their identity. You know who you are."

"Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn"

"My password is pussy Because most hackers don't get it"

"Apparently my hub is a 92 yr old trapped in a younger body. He just referred to you guys as my Pinstagram friends."

"It started snowing so everyone ran over to the window to see. I went and banged their heads against the window. Most fun I've had all day."

"What's John Lennon's favorite card game? Yoko Uno"

"My signature move is signing a piece of paper."

"We all have that funny voice we use when talking to dogs, babies... and idiots!"

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married."

"I have swagger. At least, that's what my deodorant says."