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Joke of the Day

"The purest love in the world exists between a rapper and his exotic fish tank."

"What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand? A leprachaun's undivided attention."

"If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!"

"Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse has less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse."

"How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying? Put it bluntly."

"Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl? Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it."

"What's an Islamist's favourite crop? Rice is."

"Tutorial: How to make sure your Reddit post blows up Ill tell you if this reaches 50 upvotes edit: ~~added joke~~ update"

"Why did the farmer name his pig Ink? Because he kept running out of the pen."

"What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common? They both like a tight seal"