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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a wheat thin and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."

"Why was Moses' wife angry? He gave her the burning bush."

"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance of not going to work tomorrow. Tequila gives you a 1 in 3 chance."

"Not to brag, but I've already had two pretty sweet dates this weekend I'm surprised how much they added to my smoothie."

"What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants? Sandusky"

"What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up. "

"I put my blood sweat and tears into making this Red cordial"

"Perks of dating me: You will be the hot one"

"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."

"This one time, I went to prison, but I got out without a scratch- I beat off all the other prisoners"