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Joke of the Day

"Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty! "

"Vegetarian: Native American definition for ""lousy hunter""."

"What did one Labium say to the other Labium? We were tight until that Dick came between us."

"I call my penis ""the coelacanth""... Because no one has seen it for 66 million years."

"Have you heard the joke about the three rats? It was cheesy"

"Confucius say... Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."

"I would absolutely slay the dating game if looks and personality didn't matter"

"I'm rockin the 'Barbie doll' look today. No, I didn't dye my hair blonde. I did 4 pushups and now I can't unbend my arms"

"The guy who wrote the book ""everybody poops""... ...should write Number 2"

"If a person dies after suffering an average number of strokes for their age did they make par?"