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Joke of the Day
"Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty! "
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"What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."
"What do you MEAN there are no food trucks named ""Nom Chompsky""?!"
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!"
"If you ever go skydiving and your parachute doesn't open don't worry You have the rest of your life to fix it"
"How do cats park their cars? They *purr*allel park"
"What did the mother say to the child who refused to eat his fossil for dinner? Trilobite, you'll love it!"
"If Ice T got killed He'd be called Iced T."
"Did you hear about the fish addicted to worms? He got hooked."
"""911"" ""Hello, my wife was cooking and she fell"" ""What's the emergency?"" ""How long before the rice is ready?"""