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Joke of the Day
"What did that cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
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"Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: I have no idea. Honestly, I never thought I'd live this long"
"I've dedicated my entire life to getting prostitutes off the streets For an hour or so each day."
"Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't I live just round the corner !"
"What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman? Make it *sew*!"
"CLERK: $3.74 ME: *reaches in pocket & pulls out whole ham* sorry I have cash *reaches back in & pulls out 2nd ham* well this is embarrassing"
"What do you call the moisture build-up between two cousins having sex? Relative humidity"
"Ok, another Grandfather joke. Just kidding, they're both dead."
"I went to the zoo to see some wild animals, however they had only one animal It was a shitzu."
"What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."