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Joke of the Day

"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"

"What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds? Deez Nutz"

"How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!"

"What do politicians do for fun? Rave at the party."

"Hey girl, can I have a pizza? Pizza that ass."

"Punthagorean Theorem A and B are pretty square, but get to the root of C and you'll find he's always high, pot in use."

"What's so cool about cemeteries? I don't get it. People are dying to get in them."

"Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it."

"Where can you find Scandinavia? Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia."

"If I saw an elephant in the room, that's ALL I'd be talking about."