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Joke of the Day

"Billy: Hi! What's your name? Johnny: Johnny. B: Hey, what's THAT? J: An iPhone 4. Mom: Who's your new friend, Billy? B: Johnny. He's poor."

"Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb? A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him"

"I heard German invented new DDR-memory... It's called ""cyclone bee"""

"A man would never say... STOP SUCKING MY DICK OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!"

"I hate menstruation jokes They're a bloody pain."

"""Support bacteria it's the only culture some people have!"""

"Stop telling jokes about Zionism. Israeli offensive."

"The FAA can register my drone... ...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head."

"Do you know you can't hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine? You have to use a rope."

"Black Jesus. Went to jail for you"