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Joke of the Day

"Billy: Hi! What's your name? Johnny: Johnny. B: Hey, what's THAT? J: An iPhone 4. Mom: Who's your new friend, Billy? B: Johnny. He's poor."

"I'm Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog."

"I can tell we still live in a sexist society because... Doctors still make more money than nurses."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !"

"[Offensive] What do you get when you cross a bowl of fruit and the holocaust? Orange Jews from concentrate"

"It's all Greek to me! Local fresh foods. Trump drums. Brexit polls, LA beaver suburban"

"Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid."

"Cigarettes are like hamsters Harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."

"Why I dislike this sub: There's not enough cheese and bacon on it. I think I'll go to a different place for lunch next time."

"Why did the Jews hate Jesus? Because he gave away salvation for free."