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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid."
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"Clearly cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day It's lucky my older brother told me about it really... \- Milton Jones"
"My uncle found the g-spot once... ...he tells people he lost those two fingers in the war."
"""Honey, I don't like how you look with these new glasses."" ""But I don't wear glasses.."" ""I know, but I do."""
"Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"What did Obama say to Congress when they vetoed Obama Care? My god, you're all insane. Am I the only one Hussein?"
"What did the octopus say to the fox? ""What the fuck are you doing in the ocean?"""
"What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth? ... a soviet"
"What do you call a pod of musical whales? An *orca*stra!"