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Joke of the Day
"Cigarettes are like hamsters Harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."
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"TV before 6pm: ""Men are idiots."" TV after 6pm: ""Women are idiots"" TV after midnight: ""Abs are easy to get!"""
"Google+ is not a ""ghost town"", because a town filled with ghosts would actually be fun."
"[leaving store without bag] Cashier: Forgetting something? ""Oh wow, how embarrassing"" *walks back to give her a hug and kiss on the lips*"
"Despite its deceivingly yummy smell, this bar of oatmeal almond soap tastes just like soap."
"Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison transport? The police spokesperson said they have a small medium at large."
"Did you hear about the man with the five penises? His Condoms fit like a glove."
"If you had a choice between world piece and a million dollars, what color Ferrari would you buy?"
"{Bear walks up to me} ME: Plays dead BEAR: Get up, I just want to talk. Who are you voting for in the election ME: Ugh, a poller bear"
"my life thats it thats the joke"