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Joke of the Day
"The legend say: When a woman is giving birth almost can feel the pain of a man with the flu."
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"I know a guy who used to have Leukaemia He's Luekae to be alive."
"What do you call a group of African superheroes? The Jaundice League"
"""Some say Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it"" ""For I did not speak of my own Accord..."" - John 12:49"
"Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president"
"Just got kicked out of Walmart for having a concealed belly button."
"Me: Do you ever feel like you're an imposter? Psychiatrist: Get out of my chair Me: Interesting *writes 'thinks he's the psychiatrist'*"
"Mondays aren't so bad if you force yourself to have a terrible weekend."
"I asked a North Korean how his life was going... He said ""can't complain."""
"Is there anything better than being fit and healthy? Yes. Pizza and beer."