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Joke of the Day

"[Offensive] What do you get when you cross a bowl of fruit and the holocaust? Orange Jews from concentrate"

"PILOT: Welcome to flying school. Any questions? ME: Is it possible to crash into a rainbow? PILOT: Yes it's how most of you will die. Next?"

"What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil? Cannoli Oil."

"IPhone and Macbook users."

"Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night."

"What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? Homogeneous"

"I always thought my english grades were good But then in 6th grade, i learned the alphabet"

"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot? Because one more would be ""two-fahrty"""

"Lazy thought by my girlfriend Her: ""Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?"" (Deez nuts)"

"When they start getting the 5-day forecast right then maybe I'll listen to their climate change theories."