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Joke of the Day

"A knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't keep making you knock only to have me keep saying banana over and over again in preparation for the punchline?"

"I was walking my dog when a man approached me. He said, ""My car's just broken down. Could you give me a push?"" ""Of course,"" I said. Then he fell into the bush."

"What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!"

"What did the necktie say to the hat? I'll hang around here, you go on ahead."

"I got Arnold Schwarzenegger into Baroque music... He'll be Bach."

"If Scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, I guarantee I'd choke to death swallowing it."

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth? The front row of a Ted Nugent concert."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps could finish a race"

"My parents are so proud of me! I won a math debate."