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Joke of the Day

"How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? Giraffe."

"Did you hear that the DMV is going make all stop signs bilingual for Spanish Speakers in 2014? It's not going to be too expensive, though, all they have to do is add the ""e"" to the front."

"""Son do you know how to tell if a pineapple is ripe?"" *throws pineapple against grocery store wall* ""Ah nuts that was a good one."""

"Everything anew I went home yesterday to find all my furniture replaced.I asked my roommate ""What the hell"" and he replied ""Who are you""."

"If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country. If Clinton wins the election, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political post; I just want to travel."

"""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less. [GRAMMAR NAZI BUSTS IN] ""MINE FEWER."" [Hitler looks up] Yes?"

"I had a terrible experience at the Reddit bistro All of the servers were busy"

"Is there a hole in your shoe? No?! Then how'd you get your foot in it?!"

"I do not care how old I am. I am going in the bouncy castle!"

"Just went to a dance for mentally handicapped people It was basically one big slow dance."