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Joke of the Day
"Is there a hole in your shoe? No?! Then how'd you get your foot in it?!"
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"I secretly love men from Scotland... It's my kilty pleasure."
"So I asked my dad... So I asked my dad during Christmas dinner if anything were home made? He replied ""definitely not you."""
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all"
"Why did the bear run around his bed? He wanted to catch up on his sleep."
"As a kid, I was less concerned about Goldilock's safety than I was about Mama and Papa bear not sleeping in the same bed anymore."
"How do ghosts become friends? They bond over boos. I made this up while sleep-deprived last night. I am sorry."
"How do you even get a permit to build a city on rock and roll?"
"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to like tractors, but I don't anymore."
"To get to the other side Why did the time traveler cross the road?"