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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that the DMV is going make all stop signs bilingual for Spanish Speakers in 2014? It's not going to be too expensive, though, all they have to do is add the ""e"" to the front."

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"Answer your phone, ""come in"" just to mess with people once in a while. Count how many seconds it takes for them to respond."
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they'd have to be really, *really* small."
"*Witnesses an awkward moment* starts a slow clap* sees that nobody is joining me* pretends like I'm trying to kill mosquitoes*"
"The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal."
"A man walks up to a barman asking for a double entendre... He gave him one."
"""Dad, what's a sponsored tweet?"" ""A way for Twitter to make money, I guess. Now, pass the Metamucil with 100% Natural Psyllium Fiber."""
"They say puns are bad to bring up during gay sex... Butt fuck that."
"I saw a man at the beach yelling ""Help, shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"What kind of comedian becomes more famous if they bomb than if they don't? An Islamic one."