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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner? He pasta way."
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"Putting my grades up for adoption... Because I can't raise them."
"A friend of mine from Europe told me this beer joke What's the difference between American beer and sex in a canoe? Nothing. They're both fucking close to water."
"I don't ""fuck"" my wife. I ""make fuck"" to her."
"Why don't golddiggers eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctors away"
"I wrote a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap"
"DAD: I can't believe you bought me a house for Christmas SON: I hope you enjoy it DAD: I'm just gonna... SON: Oh no DAD: Live in the present"
"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"
"Did you hear the creator of spaghetti died? He pasta way"
"*caterpillar looks up at sky* ""My dream is to fly a plane one day."" Other Caterpillar: You don't pay any attention in science class, do you?"