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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Nashville's Junior Hockey League? The Child Predators."
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"I told my friend that Jewish people call God by a different name. He said, ""No way!"", to which I replied, ""Yahweh""."
"Watching these people in this commercial, rock climb, scuba dive & live life to the fullest, makes me wish I had genital herpes."
"Your mother and I want you to know that we love you very much, so that's why we're getting a divorce and marrying you instead."
"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed... How could anyone stoop so low?"
"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles."
"What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin? Evo-lotion."
"Two gay men are having sex when a fire breaks out in their apartment. Who gets out first, the top or the bottom? The bottom-- he already has his shit packed."
"Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget? You're sure to get a little head"
"What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place? Little Ceizures."