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Joke of the Day
"What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place? Little Ceizures."
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"Why should you never shout at a pirate? Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)"
"What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the Negav desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it? here in my mirage got this jew labor genie here"
"Best Joke I know Reddit on April fools' day."
"This morning I was wondering why the sun wasn't rising... And then it dawned on me"
"My daughter wanted me to treat her like a princess So I let her get stolen by a giant, mutant turtle."
"Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy? Because the are always metal-ing."
"To celebrate Independence Day I'm finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!"
"this is your brain *an egg* this is your brain on drugs *egg in frying pan* this is your brain skateboarding *egg on a skateboard* haha nice"
"My phone battery can last longer than most relationships these days."