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Joke of the Day

"Your mother and I want you to know that we love you very much, so that's why we're getting a divorce and marrying you instead."

"I just got home and found someone had stolen my bed! I walked in and it was gone. Honestly, i'm not lying"

"Bad: I saw my girlfriend's name and number on a couple of men's bathroom walls.. Worse: It was in her handwriting..."

"Ordered a honey bee kit off Amazon. Can't wait to tell my co-workers all the benefits of honey that I Googled right before telling them."

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming? Bob."

"Why does an ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."

"Did Abraham's brother have any kids? Yes. A Lot."

"Did you hear the rumor about the new save system for the ff7 remake? Cloud Saves"

"What did the dentist witness after he gassed the rabbi? **jews laughter** The punchline is more of a visual joke, based upon where the reader places the ""s."" To my knowledge, this is an original joke."

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jammin'."