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Joke of the Day
"""Tell me the good news first, doc."" ""You're going to be famous!"""
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"*Removes smoke detector battery **Cooks in silence"
"So a Trump supporter entered into a logical debate... lol"
"I tried to be a pornstar But apparently that type of content breaks Terms of Service on Vine"
"How does a boy dog rape a girl dog? with WOOFilin"
"My wife asked me... ...if I could eat her pussy when she got home from work. Later in the evening she asked me why I never ate her pussy. To which I replied ""What do you think was in the stew?"""
"My girlfriend just broke up with me, mainly because of my extreme Burger King addiction. So I said to her ""Fine, have it your way."""
"What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'"
"why do people keep putting flag overlays on their avatar when tragedies happen? like i've seen it happen with france, brussels, gay marriage"
"Me as a news anchor: an explosion at a nearby t-shirt warehouse resulted in thousands of *turns head to other camera* casual tee casualties"