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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me... ...if I could eat her pussy when she got home from work. Later in the evening she asked me why I never ate her pussy. To which I replied ""What do you think was in the stew?"""

"What's the difference between babies and boomerangs? If you throw a boomerang correctly, it will come back..."

"Did you know you can drink Lava? But only once!"

"A conversation between God and and Angel GOD: They scared enough? ANGEL: Not yet GOD: You got Trump running? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Hurricane? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Ok, send in the clowns."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"

"Michael Brown's family just wants their voices to be heard. They are tired of being shot down."

"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down-And possibly use a lubricant."

"Life is like a box of chocolates Everyone hates the dark ones"

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid."

"what currency does the sun use? starbucks"