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Joke of the Day

"So a Trump supporter entered into a logical debate... lol"

"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" American children."

"My local dollar store burned down Over $3000 worth of merchandise was lost"

"Air & Sex Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"I'm good now. I pretended the vegetables I was chopping were actually people. It helped."

"An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over."

"""It's been a business doing pleasure with you."" - Prostitutes"

"No one is completely useless... You can always be used as a bad example."

"My version of a haunted house is hitting yes when an ATM asks me if I'd like to see my balance."

"What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."