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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin? One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich."

"I clicked on the ""Random"" link in the navigation bar and it brought me to the Toronto Maple Leafs subreddit Guess I mistakenly clicked on the ""Funny"" link in the navigation bar instead."

"5 out of 4 people don't get jokes about fractions."

"What did the match box say to the match? You're fired!"

"What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash? Trash gets picked up."

"LGBT Girl Scout Leader Arrested She was thrown in jail for eating Brownies."

"Just picked up an unknown call with a ""Hello?"" An old woman said ""Joan?"" So, I can cross ""mistaken for a Joan"" off the bucket list."

"I used to think I was into necrophilia, sadism, and bestiality... once I tried it, I realised I was just beating a dead horse."

"""Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."""

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark."